Who is on Twitter?
People who are just back from a really awesome run.
People who are involved with “computers”.
DJs.
DJs at the airport.
DJs who are drunk.
People who don’t seem to have anyone else’s email address.
People who have forgotten how to use email.
People who have forgotten how to text.
DJs
People who are involved in “social networking” and optimizing the power of re-Tweeting and “computers”.
People who can’t find a reasonable picture of themselves.
DJs.
People who really like the news.
DJs.
DJs at the airport.
People who are hungry.
Rappers.
People who are cold.
People who are back from an OK run.
People who can’t figure out what their kids want to eat.
Shaquille O’Neal.
People who have never seen snow.
Rachel Maddow.
Forty-five people I’ve never heard of who all invented the internet.
People who are concerned about the collapse of the publishing industry.
DJs.
Rappers who are eating food.
People who are about to go for a run.
DJs who want to know where you are.
People who are mad about Twitter.
DJs who want to know if you are drunk.
via: SFJ
