April 26th - Uptown Magazine

Grantland’s Humblebrag
The humblebrag — defined by Urban Dictionary as “a form self promotion where the promoter thinks he is, almost subliminally, bragging about himself in the context of a humble statement” — is a skill that has been hyper-developed by our increasing addiction to social media, status updates and the desire to create an online image for ourselves. While humblebraggers come from all walks of life, the celebrity humblebrag is a separate beast. The professional procrastinators over at Grantland have found a new way to waste time, scouring the net for the best in humblebrags and creating monthly power rankings. Parks and Recreation writer Harris Wittels has even convinced someone to create a book based on the column. 

Old People Writing on a Restaurant’s Facebook Page
Another Tumblr that feeds off the continually expanding digital culture gap the Interweb is creating between the old and the young and, often, those who understand the appropriate use of technology and social media, and those who don’t. Or maybe people just post a lot of dumb shit on the web and this is one of those collections.

MP3 of the Week: Dubmatix – Happy and Deep Dark Dub
(Subatomic Sound System Instrumental Remix)
 What started a modest boutique label whose goal was to document and promote Winnipeg’s burgeoning electronic music scene has grown over the past 11 years into a respected outlet for not only Manitoba-based producers, but Canadian and international talent, as well. Balanced Records’ forward-thinking approach to downtempo, modern bass, broken beat, reggae, dubstep and house has helped shaped its eclectic sound over the past decade. With 34 releases, 317 tracks, 52 artists who span the globe and even one Juno, Balanced has managed to survive, persevere and grow during a very difficult time for the music industry. To celebrate the past 11 years, the release of its new Northern Faction 5 digital compilation and what lies ahead for the hard-working label, the Balanced crew is throwing a party at Pop Soda’s (625 Portage Ave.). The Seed Organization, Kasm, Billy Rockwell, Redworm and Theo Tzu are all on the bill; admission is $10 at the door. Along with throwing an intimate party  that will surely sell out (get there early), Balanced is also giving away NYC’s Subatomic Sound System’s instrumental remix of Toronto’s Dubmatix through Soundcloud.

Video of the Week: Felix Cartal - Don’t Turn On The Lights featuring Polina
One of Dim Mak’s Canadian connections, Felix Cartal is back in town to perform at Republic Nightclub on May 4 in support of his new full-length, Different Faces. Cartal’s supersized synths, booming percussion and shock-and-awe bass lines should make him an instant favourite of the Friday-night crowd at the Exchange-area bar. Resident DJ Hollywood Hype, along with Cincinnati’s DJ Clockwork, will also be performing. Tickets are $10 at the door. 
   

Year in Review: December 29th - Uptown Magazine

Site of the Year: Dear Photograph 

dearphotograph.com — Dear Photograph pulls at the heart strings in just the right way. 
    
Runners up: Grantland.com, Longform.org 


Best Tumblr: Feminist Ryan Gosling

Feministryangosling.tumblr.com — With a cool Tumblr being created every few minutes it seems, this was a tough category to nail down, but Feminist Ryan Gosling was a big viral sensation in 2011.
    
Runner up: Awesome People Hanging Out Together


Best Meme: Tebowing 

tebowing.com — Tim Tebow has been the talk of the sports world lately, not just for his performance on the field for the Denver Broncos, but for always referencing God and openly praying in a way that has become known as Tebowing. Forget planking — it’s all about the big T. This crowdsourced site has examples of people Tebowing in some great locations, including all seven wonders of the world.
    
Runners up: Pepper Spraying Cop, Kim Jong-Il Dropping the Bass


Best Music Site: Soundcloud.com
    
Soundcloud has been described as a YouTube for music and, in many ways, that’s accurate. It has a very active community of users and, although it started out as a way for DJs and people in the industry to share music, it has become so much more. With streaming, embedding and downloading capabilities — and an effective mobile app that also allows listeners to record using their phone and instantly upload to the site — Soundcloud is on track to become one of the major players in the online music world.
    
Runner up:
 Last.fm 


Best Sports Site: Grantland.com
    
Backed by ESPN’s cash and stocked with  a crew of hip writers hand-picked by Bill Simmons, Grantland’s in-depth style may may not appeal to everyone, but it’s the No. 1 destination for discerning sports fans and pop culture junkies. The Fake Grantland Twitter feed is pretty awesome, too.
   
Runners up: Sportsfeat.org & Fiftymissioncap.ca



Most Useful Site: Lifehacker.com
    
If you’re a curious keener, do-it-yourself-er or someone like me who is constantly reading about how to get things done but never actually doing them, Lifehacker will be your new favourite site. From tech tips and DIY projects to personal improvement and a range of endlessly helpful lists, Lifehacker is a daily destination for all the right reasons.
    
Runner up:
 Howcast.com


Best Photo App: Instagram
    
You could say that camera apps such as Instagram are ruining photography (and that may be true), but you can’t deny the ubiquity of the photo-sharing community in 2011. 


Best Mobile Application: Flipboard
    
Cancel your magazine subscriptions and fire up Flipboard for your iOS device. This may be the first app that makes you think twice about spending all that cash every month on glossies — especially since you spend all your time reading stuff on your tablet or phone anyway.
    
Runner up:
 Instapaper

Most Improved Site: Netflix.ca
    
For $8 a month, it’s hard to complain about Netflix, but its selection definitely got better in 2011. New content providers and a wider selection means more customers — which will hopefully continue to translate into more even more partners coming on board the Canadian version. If you don’t think Netflix and streaming content is a big deal, try telling that to anyone with Blockbuster stock right now.


Biggest Tech Blunders: BlackBerry & Sony 
    
Between the mega flop that the BlackBerry Playbook has become, uninspiring phones and poorly timed network outages, Canada’s Research in Motion (RIM) had a tough year, followed closely by Sony. After a breach forced the company to shut down the Playstation network for an extended period, customers who use the PS3 as a way to purchase digital content were left wondering how long the service would be down and how safe their information was. Gamers were stuck in isolation or were firing up their Xbox to play online.
   
Runner-up: Netflix and its aborted Qwikster plan


Best Twitter Feed That Should Be a Reality Show: Paulina Gretzky

www.twitter.rs/PaulinaGretzky — Forget Shit My Dad Says, how has some TV producer not given Paulina Gretzky a reality show yet? Can you imagine how huge that would be? We already know she could provide some of the songs for the soundtrack. I suspect the Great One probably won’t allow it, but if I was a producer with CBC or MTV Canada, this would be my No. 1 priority in 2012.


Best Site Canadians Can’t Access: Turntable.fm
    
Social listening on sites such as Turntable.fm was a big trend in 2011, but you wouldn’t know it if you lived in Canada. Users north of the border are locked out of the collaborative, crowd-driven, Turntable.fm and have to use workarounds and pay-as-you-go-credit-cards to have access to some online streaming services such as Spotify.
    
Runner up: Spotify.com


Underachiever of the Year: Google+
    
With Facebook in a transition period and the fact that Google+ has some cool features, it’s too bad more users haven’t migrated to the latest social network in any serious way. Sure, people have signed up — but until a good chunk of their friends start to post and interact through the site, it’s going to remain a wasteland for tech geeks and early adopters. It’s currently the world’s biggest sausage party, but there is still hope it will turn around.